A Year in a Fortnight

I haven’t let this blog go dark out of some any paranoid or proprietary you’ll-have-to-buy-the-book motive (though that isn’t a bad idea, come to think of it).  Rather, these last two weeks have been their own strange and wonderful new life, one where I wake and drive and golf, then drive and eat a sandwich from a gas station and golf, then check my itinerary and golf, and then follow the sat-nav to a bed and breakfast near some golf.  Save a few minutes to journal my daily thoughts, this trip has left me little writing time, and with my brain fried from 54 wind-whipped holes today (Muirfield, Kilspindie, and Craigielaw, all along Scotland’s Golf Coast in East Lothian, east of Edinburgh), I hesitate to put words out into the blogosphere, or any sphere.  I can hardly get up to walk to the bathroom, let alone compose a piece of writing worth consumption. But in the interest of assuring everyone that I didn’t trade the chilly rain of the UK and bugger off to Ibiza or something, I wanted to check in.  IMG_8663

Two weeks in, and this journey has been many things.  It has been exhausting–I have played 30 courses in less than two weeks, from the southern tip of England up into Wales and up and over to Scotland.  It has been painful–my legs feel like I spend the day kicking cement bags.  It has been wet–so very, very wet–and it has been lonely at times, missing my girls back home, on long days when it’s just me and my golf ball, a Titleist who often doesn’t speak my language.

It has been a little dangerous–leave the driving aside, that’s it’s own chapter–but among my travel partners, feet have been taped and band-aided, blisters burst, golfers have surrendered to the elements and to exhaustion, and a flying golf ball has even struck one of my compatriots in the face from 250 yards away (they do yell fore over here, but too politely to hear in a 30mph wind).  It has felt so much longer than a few weeks.  And it has been worth every second, every pound spent, and every pound lost (either I’m shrinking or all the rain is making my clothes grow).  And the sun does shine.  It shines quite a bit, and I’ve actually had more than I expected.  (I’m noting this out of fear of not doing so will cause some cosmic offense and bring on a month of downpours.)

I have seen places I thought I never would, and places I never even knew that I wanted to see until I was looking at them.  I have been surprised in the most wonderful ways, day by day, and hour by hour.  Every hardship has been met by piles of good fortune.  I have lived golf dreams by the bucketful, and my adventure has just begun.

I have learned Scottish slang (paps!), mastered the country road overtake, hit a hundred knock-down six-irons, and learned a lot about soccer (what is up with Blackpool?). I have made six birdies in one round, shot -2 twice, taken seven shots in a bunker, and backed up a 69 with an 81 in the same day.  I have made progress and seen the results from this quest for golf’s secrets.  And I have been as confused as ever, watching a four-foot putt roll away from the hole with heartbreaking indifference.IMG_8527

When I wake up every morning, I’m struck for a moment by the same thoughts: Where am I?  What the hell am I doing here, playing MORE golf, so far away from the family?  What am I after?  How far have I gone?  How far have I come?  Is the bathroom connected to my room, or is it across the hall?  Did I really eat all that Cadbury last night?  And then I get going, right foot, left foot, and it isn’t long before I’m watching a drive cut its way through the sea breeze and it all makes sense, and I know precisely where I am: Exactly where I am supposed to be.

The blogs won’t be terribly frequent, but I am posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram on an annoyingly regular basis.  Pictures and updates and location check-ins galore.  So if you want to stay along with me on this trip, please follow me on Twitter and Instagram at @coynewriter.  And you can follow my Facebook author page here.

Time to fall asleep to some cricket.  The sport on TV, not the sound.  Though that would be nice.  Fore for now.IMG_8626

3 thoughts on “A Year in a Fortnight

  1. Tom:

    Thanks for the update. While I may claim to be your #1 fan in Northern California, I had lunch with your #1 fan from South Georgia (Penn Wells) while he was visiting San Francisco with his beautiful wife (Sally) earlier this week. To simply say Penn is anxiously and eagerly awaiting his trip to join you on this most recent odyssey you have embarked upon, would be a gross understatement.

    Best of luck to you on your current adventure (and on getting Penn to behave while he is with you!).


    Tim Geraghty


  2. After playing a few rounds with you I believe you have an honest opportunity to qualify for the Open Championship. I would put 5 pounds on your chances, well at least 2 pounds. That’s Gene….me, GB…the believer might mortgage her home to show belief! After witnessing the distance of your drives! wow!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I ran to the window this morning in Scotland to see something strange and almost miraculous….there is blue sky and the deafening silence …….no wind! We hope finally you will experience a Scotland better known to us than the rude initiation you’ve been experiencing. We are leaving tomorrow having met and witnessed a truly courageous man named Tom Coyne. Gene was just being cute about the two pounds…….you impressed the ol guy!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

About Tom Coyne